So I’m sitting in the airport waiting for my flight just minding my own business. There’s this guy in front of me talking on the phone really loudly. Then I hear him say (to his son on the phone, I assume) “By the way Neiomi is thrilled to bits that you accepted her Facebook invitation, I have no idea what that means, but if it means incest with your sister you know thats not allowed!” I just smirked a little. The best part is that he looks and sounds like Wilford Brimley from the Liberty Medical commercial.